- I got in touch with my inner self today.

That’s the last time I use cheap toilet paper


- John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night.

Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.


- If Bill Gates had a penny for every time he reboots my computer...

Oh wait...he does.



-My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN! I sure am LUCKY! I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!


-My wallet is like an onion.

When I open it, it makes me cry.



- What do you call a girl who sets fire to bank loans?




- My wife text messaged me with one word: “Earth.”

It meant the world to me.



- Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.



- My wife always wanted a son with a foreign sounding name, so after she gave birth she decided on Mark but with a C.

I just went now to register his name! I am so excited on my way home to see little baby Cark!



- Did you know you can get paid for sleeping?

It’s a dream job.



- My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”

I asked: “Awesome what type is it? "

He said: “‘Two thirty.”



- At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

“Nervous?” asked the interviewer.

“No. I always give 110%”.



- According to my therapist, I have extreme trouble verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes...

Why did the lion cross the road? To stop the zebra crossing

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.

We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it. The current version has a nasty virus.

They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket.. They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun.

The origin of the phrase is unclear. It might have originated in the early 1700s in other forms, but was not very popular. It gained popularity in the mid 1900s, after a stage show called "Out On The Town" was performed in 1944 and a film by the same name came out in 1949.

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