What's the difference between mashed potatoes and
pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes...
Why
did the lion cross the road? To stop the zebra
crossing
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man
on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet
single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.
We
need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it.
The current version has a nasty virus.
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to
the supermarket.. They lied, everyone else had their
clothes on.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we
conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No
problem Quarantine.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No
sun.
The origin of the phrase is unclear. It might have
originated in the early 1700s in other forms, but
was not very popular. It gained popularity in the
mid 1900s, after a stage show called "Out On The
Town" was performed in 1944 and a film by the same
name came out in 1949.
https://www.theidioms.com/out-on-the-town/
