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  • Why is 16 always full?

Because it 8 and 8.

 

  • How do you make a Swiss roll?

Just push them down the slope.

 

  • Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?

Everybody.

 
  • My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"

 I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”

 

  • I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"

She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”

 

  • Im so bored sitting at home that I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing

 

  • What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

 

  • 99.9% of people are idiots.

Fortunately. I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.

 

  •  What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes...

 

  • Why did the lion cross the road?

To stop the zebra crossing

 

  • What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

 

  • Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.

 

  • We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it.

The current version has a nasty virus.

 

  • They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

 

  • Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

 

  • "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes...

Why did the lion cross the road? To stop the zebra crossing

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.

We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it. The current version has a nasty virus.

They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket.. They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun.

The origin of the phrase is unclear. It might have originated in the early 1700s in other forms, but was not very popular. It gained popularity in the mid 1900s, after a stage show called "Out On The Town" was performed in 1944 and a film by the same name came out in 1949. https://www.theidioms.com/out-on-the-town/

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